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Tadi dapat email, jadi nak share ler ngan semua orang kat sini… sesuai untuk releaskan tension setelah penat bekerja.
FOR A LAUGH, HAHAHA……

Why some people Should Never Be Allowed To Travel?

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents:

I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.
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A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?”
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I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with “I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts.

“Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, “Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa.”
Her response … click.
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A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, “Don’t lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state.”
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I got a call from a man who asked, “Is it possible to see England from
Canada?” I said, “No.” He said “But they look so close on the map.”
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Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas.
When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, “I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time.”
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A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!!!
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A woman called and asked, “Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who’s luggage belongs to who?”

I said, “No, why do you ask?”

She replied, “Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I’m overweight, is there any connection?”

After putting her on hold for a minute while I “looked into it” (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.
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I just got off the phone with a man who asked, “How do I know which plane to get on?” I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, “I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them.”
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A woman called and said, “I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those
computer planes.” I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, “Yeah, whatever.”
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A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. “Oh no I don’t, I’ve been to China many times and never had to have one of those.” I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, “Look, I’ve been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express.”
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A woman called to make reservations, “I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York”. The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: “Are you sure that’s the name of the town?”

“Yes, what flights do you have?” replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, “I’m sorry, ma’am, I’ve looked up every airport code in the country and can’t find a Hippopotamus anywhere.”

The customer retorted, “Oh don’t be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!” The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, “You don’t mean Buffalo, do you?”

“That’s it! I knew it was a big animal!!!

Salam semua….Aku tak nak cakap apa2 lagi buat masa ni,next entry baru nak berbicara.Sekarang, korang layan dulu eak video ni.Memang lawak giler dan boleh hilangkan stress buat sementara waktu.

Bulan-bulan posa ni…takder idea tul nak nulis….Jadi jom kita layan lawak kat bawah ni...

Seorang pemandu yang berbosskan org putih dari Amerika sedang membawa bossnye.. tita-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia
telah menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dari boss nya….:Pemandu: Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again. (maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayarnya tak ada bunganya lagi)

Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya… Kata pemandu tersebut:

Pemandu: Don’t enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn’t play! Let he taste.
(Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalo tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main… Biar dia rasa)

Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja, lusanya, bila dia masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya:

Boss : Why didn’t you come to work?

Pemandu : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind. (maaf boss, badan saya tidak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin)

Kira oklah tu..leh gaklah dia cakap english walaupun jadi makna lain kan...

Korang tengok video klip ni dan tolongggggglah bagi pendapat korang.

Pada aku lah,ni female driver yang kat luar Malaysia.Aku yakin female driver yang ada kat Malaysia ni taklah sebodoh ni kan.Aku rasa female driver kat Malaysia ni lah yang bawa keter paling tertib dan sopan compare ngan laki.Walaupun kekadang dia bawa slow,itu tak bermakna dia bengap,dia cuma berhati2.Tak macam laki kalau drive,dia ingat jalan tu dia sorang je yang bayar road tax.

Mangkuk ayun tul depa 3 ekor ni,kalau yer pun janganlah guna dinding yang nipis punya kan….Tak reti nak menipu langsung.